My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
