dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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