It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I booty called her while she was in labor.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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