She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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