i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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