Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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