Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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