lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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