After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
North Korea, Best Korea!
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
