I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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