fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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