Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You can't motorboat a personality
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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