Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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