Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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