at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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