are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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