Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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