she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Rumble strips road head = magical
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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