the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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