Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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