Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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