so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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