OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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