even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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