When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
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