perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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