I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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