I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
