I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
