Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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