now i know why i became what i already was.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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