Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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