You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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