very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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