Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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