I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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