That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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