does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I smell like Dick and happiness
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize
