drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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