no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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