I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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