Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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