problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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