"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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