Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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