I'm drive I can fine osifer
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
well you can't waste a boner
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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