your thong is hanging out like whoa
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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