Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
