Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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