There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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