We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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